Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Shield of Protection 5 Points
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
God Mode On 50 Points
Finished the game without dying even once and cheating.
Supporter 5 Points
So the demo impressed you so much that you visited the store page and added the full game to your wishlist or maybe even bought it. At least I hope so. Who am I kidding? You just wanted that achievement, didn't you?
Ring of Speed 10 Points
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Ghost Amulet 10 Points
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Lord of the Keys 10 Points
Obviously, found all the golden keys.
Glug-Glug-Glug 25 Points
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Loot Hoarder 25 Points
Unique items? Collected'em all!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Safecracker 50 Points
No closed chest was left behind...
Welcome to Madness Roulette! 5 Points
Played the game for the first time
Beat a Bot 5 Points
Won a game of single player
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Stylin' 5 Points
Customized your character
Beat a NGer 5 Points
Won a match against someone in online
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Season One Complete! 10 Points
Reached level 50
Relevant 10 Points
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Somewhere In Nevada... 5 Points
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
ERROR:%20_INCORRECT_OUTCOME 5 Points
Die.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Dog Maker 5 Points
Killcount: 50
Dog King 10 Points
Killcount: 100
Dog God 25 Points
Killcount: 200
Dog Jebus 100 Points
Killcount: 300
OG Blasta 100 Points
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
What does this do? 5 Points
Try out Experiment Mode.
Support 50 Points
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Secret Medal ????? Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Mercy 5 Points
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
